the countdown has begun. your giant #mecha, gleaming and thrumming with power, is ready to be launched into battle. the resident AI has an eclectic musical taste and has offered you a limited selection of power-up anthems. do you choose:
well, "Stalker" sure was a movie. i really am a fan of overlong, atmospheric movies full of philosophical conversations but it's hard to concentrate on the last twenty minutes when my Tom Servo subroutines are all screaming "END! ENNND! ENNNNNNND!"
absolutely 100% worth your time, but know what you're getting into. also, the story behind the production is BONKERS.
attn @mawr :
"when a man is born, he is soft and pliable. when he dies, he is strong and hard. when a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. but when it is dry and hard, it dies. hardness and strength are Death's companions. flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life. that which has become hard will not triumph."
--"Stalker" (Tarkovsky, 1979)
(tl;dr, soff = gud)
superhero movie bullshit (3)
honestly, i kind of enjoyed Black Adam. parts were undercooked, and i wish they had done more with the points they brought up about imperialism and self-determination which went nowhere. i have a feeling the "zombie attack" in the third act was a draft rewrite so that we didn't get to see an unarmed proletariat uprising against an evil PMC--which, admittedly, probably wouldn't have gone so good, but it's strange that those guys just vanished halfway through. and doesn't Intergang have ties to Darkseid? i dunno. comic books and DC continuity in particular are weird.
this wouldn't have been the worst place to kick off a second (third?) phase of the DCCU and start moving out of the shadow of the Snyderverse but i guess James Gunn et al. have different plans.
superhero movie bullshit (2)
mwahhhaahaaa, 2021, well known for being the last time you could needle-drop a Kanye song in a movie
superhero movie bullshit
i could live-riff Black Adam since i am waiting for A Thing and i have nothing better to do and no energy to engage in much else, but there's not a lot to say. most of it's boilerplate Soopahero Stuff and aside from the distinctly Michael Bay-esque portrayal of a Middle Eastern country and its people, it's not offensively bad. Hawkman's armor is badass. The Rock is 100% invested in his role, which is not something i can say for all soopa-actors.
HOWEVER i am a half-hour in and so far i have seen the second-stupidest thing anyone has ever done in a soopahero movie (the first being the *other* reason everybody hates Peter Quill). imagine spending an entire hours-long flight learning about how some moldy Babylonian jabroni has lightning god/speedster powers, and when you get there, then the very first thing you tell him is "KNEEL OR DIE." in the middle of a city full of innocent people.
i just...fuckin'...WHAT
A call to action for Glasgow Antifa Supersoldiers & Scottish Furries, Feb 5th
Okay here's the scene
On Sunday the 5th of February, Posie Parker and her assortment of fascists will be in town.
There's a counterprotest being arranged by Cabaret Against The Hate Speech. There'll be singing and trans joy and it'll be great.
Oh but it gets even better. Turns out Scotiacon, Scotland's biggest furry convention is in town that day too.
FURRIES OF SCOTLAND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE BEST THING EVER
"VHS tapes were shitty, mass produced, and I'm kind of glad they're gone and obsolete." - Rich Evans, Red Letter Media
Yeah fuck these guys with a cheese grader dildo.
I don't go around destroying things you like because I think they're dumb. DVDs are worse in my opinion but every format has their pros and cons - deal with it.
RT @wesleybonner@twitter.com
The devil works hard but Rio drag queens worked harder finding this video of George Santos in drag
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/wesleybonner/status/1616429324550426625
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