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Today I learned that in 1958, Groucho Marx climbed the rubble pile that was all that was left of the bunker where Hitler comitted suicide, and danced the Charleston on it for two minutes.

I love you, Groucho.

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well, "Stalker" sure was a movie. i really am a fan of overlong, atmospheric movies full of philosophical conversations but it's hard to concentrate on the last twenty minutes when my Tom Servo subroutines are all screaming "END! ENNND! ENNNNNNND!"

absolutely 100% worth your time, but know what you're getting into. also, the story behind the production is BONKERS.

attn @mawr :

"when a man is born, he is soft and pliable. when he dies, he is strong and hard. when a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. but when it is dry and hard, it dies. hardness and strength are Death's companions. flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life. that which has become hard will not triumph."
--"Stalker" (Tarkovsky, 1979)

(tl;dr, soff = gud) :gear:

finally getting around to watching Tarkovsky's "Stalker." i'm glad i read Roadside Picnic first. if i still can't sleep maybe i should round out the night by re-watching "Annihilation."

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honestly, i kind of enjoyed Black Adam. parts were undercooked, and i wish they had done more with the points they brought up about imperialism and self-determination which went nowhere. i have a feeling the "zombie attack" in the third act was a draft rewrite so that we didn't get to see an unarmed proletariat uprising against an evil PMC--which, admittedly, probably wouldn't have gone so good, but it's strange that those guys just vanished halfway through. and doesn't Intergang have ties to Darkseid? i dunno. comic books and DC continuity in particular are weird.

this wouldn't have been the worst place to kick off a second (third?) phase of the DCCU and start moving out of the shadow of the Snyderverse but i guess James Gunn et al. have different plans.

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mwahhhaahaaa, 2021, well known for being the last time you could needle-drop a Kanye song in a movie

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i could live-riff Black Adam since i am waiting for A Thing and i have nothing better to do and no energy to engage in much else, but there's not a lot to say. most of it's boilerplate Soopahero Stuff and aside from the distinctly Michael Bay-esque portrayal of a Middle Eastern country and its people, it's not offensively bad. Hawkman's armor is badass. The Rock is 100% invested in his role, which is not something i can say for all soopa-actors.

HOWEVER i am a half-hour in and so far i have seen the second-stupidest thing anyone has ever done in a soopahero movie (the first being the *other* reason everybody hates Peter Quill). imagine spending an entire hours-long flight learning about how some moldy Babylonian jabroni has lightning god/speedster powers, and when you get there, then the very first thing you tell him is "KNEEL OR DIE." in the middle of a city full of innocent people.

i just...fuckin'...WHAT

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A call to action for Glasgow Antifa Supersoldiers & Scottish Furries, Feb 5th 

Okay here's the scene

On Sunday the 5th of February, Posie Parker and her assortment of fascists will be in town.

There's a counterprotest being arranged by Cabaret Against The Hate Speech. There'll be singing and trans joy and it'll be great.

Oh but it gets even better. Turns out Scotiacon, Scotland's biggest furry convention is in town that day too.

FURRIES OF SCOTLAND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE BEST THING EVER

Black Adam, more like black sad-am, as in i'm sad and i'm going to watch it

work in progress. probably should have done the white primer instead of the gray, this is gonna take two coats. oh well, i knew it wasn't going to be perfect, things i make never are.

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"VHS tapes were shitty, mass produced, and I'm kind of glad they're gone and obsolete." - Rich Evans, Red Letter Media

Yeah fuck these guys with a cheese grader dildo.

I don't go around destroying things you like because I think they're dumb. DVDs are worse in my opinion but every format has their pros and cons - deal with it.

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RT @wesleybonner@twitter.com

The devil works hard but Rio drag queens worked harder finding this video of George Santos in drag

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wesleybonner/statu

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I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:

-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.

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might be a minor spoiler for fist of the northstar 

honestly narf already seems like the kind of sound effect someone makes when punched by kenshiro

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