zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org

Death To Pepsidrome, Long Live the New Coke

good news everyone! i don't have to pull another all-nighter because the New Shit won't be delivered until 6AM!

bad news everyone! i'll have to pull another all-nighter answering phones because The Shit, It Is Still Down!

news everyone! going to be filling the time in between now and the morning with bad food and disturbing movies. it's been a hot minute since i watched "Videodrome." oh my yes.

up all night last night taking calls from users 'cos Our Shit Is Down, yes it's still down, we know you can't do your work, no i don't have an ETA, no i can't tell you why, okay i luv yoo buh-bai; over and over until 6AM

sleep for five hours, boss asks me to come in tonight to install New Shit so that Shit Won't Be Down No More. fine.

have a sleep-deprived hangry argument with the SO, try to get some more sleep, too pissed off to sleep, when i do finally get 15 minutes of sleep my brain is like yo to help you process that argument here's another argument in your dream so you can be angry while you're angry

do dinner, chug a Red Bull on the way to work while playing the "Run Lola Run" soundtrack to get me awake and psyched, get in the office, aaaand...delivery of New Shit in two and a half hours.

cool. cool. cool cool cool.

the real city-destroying monster in this movie is the unresolved sexual tension between Kong and Godzilla

*watches King Kong fight Godzilla* hey, ha ha, this is like the old arcade game "Rampage," someone should make a movie out of that someday

*suddenly remembers that there was a "Rampage" movie starring The Rock and i had forgotten about it until now*

i can't believe that there's a movie called "Godzilla Vs. Kong" and i haven't watched it yet.

well i somehow managed to get a night alone so it's chinese food, a xanax and Monkey Punch Lizard Fighty Times. huh-fuckin-zzah.

if the SSX3 soundtrack were breakfast cereal, it'd be "Oops, All Bangers"

@checkervest

1. it's not butter
2. there's no way it's butter
3. it was butter

current mood:

https://youtu.be/PO4OyB4O92E

awww fack. it's spring already. #boooo #bringbackwinter