good news everyone! i don't have to pull another all-nighter because the New Shit won't be delivered until 6AM!
bad news everyone! i'll have to pull another all-nighter answering phones because The Shit, It Is Still Down!
news everyone! going to be filling the time in between now and the morning with bad food and disturbing movies. it's been a hot minute since i watched "Videodrome." oh my yes.
up all night last night taking calls from users 'cos Our Shit Is Down, yes it's still down, we know you can't do your work, no i don't have an ETA, no i can't tell you why, okay i luv yoo buh-bai; over and over until 6AM
sleep for five hours, boss asks me to come in tonight to install New Shit so that Shit Won't Be Down No More. fine.
have a sleep-deprived hangry argument with the SO, try to get some more sleep, too pissed off to sleep, when i do finally get 15 minutes of sleep my brain is like yo to help you process that argument here's another argument in your dream so you can be angry while you're angry
do dinner, chug a Red Bull on the way to work while playing the "Run Lola Run" soundtrack to get me awake and psyched, get in the office, aaaand...delivery of New Shit in two and a half hours.
cool. cool. cool cool cool.
1. it's not butter
2. there's no way it's butter
3. it was butter
Cops usually show you their allegiance by who they’re facing at a protest.
They’re never staring down employers at union protests. Look at where they’re standing when Nazis come out.
"Machines built to eat people don't stop until they run out of people" will live in my head rent-free from now on.
(by @JuliusGoat)
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TMKF (THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS) 9000
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