zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org

i say that as somebody who gets military fetishism to an extent. guns and armor and planes and tanks are cool. i like GI Joe and Metal Gear as much as the next dumbass Gen-Xer. but i dont want to go to someplace and see the same people who are currently shooting poor people in the face in impoverished countries walking around thinking they look badass. you don't. the difference between you and a guy dressed like Michael Myers is that the people you are emulating have a real body count.

if i ran a fan convention where people dressed up as various characters, my number one rule would be for anyone who wants to cosplay as a soldier in BDU's for a modern military outfit or an "operator" (read: corporate mercenary); their con ticket will cost seventeen swift kicks to the crotch with steel-toed boots. and then $50.

fuck that shit. dress like Sailor Moon or something. i don't care how much you like Cawla Doody. keep your warboner out of my festivities.

one more before bed, ran into a couple of Minnesota cousins at the family reunion. the purple one wouldn't shut up about Richard Baseheart, and the other two just wouldn't shut up.

lots of amazing costumes. SO many Velmas. a surprising number of Hazbin-ites, which i guess is the new Homestuck??? anybody????

oh, and i got to play a couple of my own personal arcade white whales.

among today's prize gets are: my original SW Kenner "Emperor Palpatine" (encased in lucite) signed by Ian McDiarmid, an autographed Simon Bisley print, and a Pac-Man eatin' noodles.

more tomorrow.

most of the guys here appear to be cosplaying as the Cinema Snob (said the shaved-headed white guy with stubble and glasses)

also more Velmas than i can count.

in line at KC Comicon, have seen one Thomas Bangalter costume (R. A. M. era) and one Guy-Man costume. envious? yes.

HEY POOR!

https://youtu.be/osQMG9f0HC0?si=IkAEEL69F4I0OFRi

https://youtu.be/u8ZENwvesAI?si=cAiQNuhAJliAHQBl

i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride.

i've heard a lot about this nightclub.

my favorite Little Golden Book is "The Recalcitrant App Server (That's Being a Little Bitch)"

i don't want to work. i want to be on a big couch with all my friends and be drunk and watch old anime. and there are snacks and it is okay to be cuddly and relaxed.

oh, Dr. Smirnoff, my favorite therapist, how i've missed you.

...what? i'tll be a month in three hours. less than. i made it a whole day more than last year. shut up. stop it. get help.

also, lithium is no longer available on credit. [PCHACK hssss KLIK]

[PA system click, feedback whine] achtung, achtung. a path has been cleared to the basement storage closet. i repeat, a path has been cleared to the storage closet. morlock-level inhabs will no longer have to do the Gutentag Hop-Clop across the basement in order to avoid breaking their ankles.

also, many things that were not in plastic bins are now in plastic bins. inhabs level morlock through fraggle may now rend their hair and howl in astonished confusion.

that will be all.