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Jenn Dolari

"Am I the only one who remembers that Grimace from McDonald's is a sentient milkshake? And that he was once 'The Evil Grimace?' And there was a whole McDonaldland with Mayor McCheese and The Professor and Captain Crook?"

"Jenn. We're old."

"I was there at the dawn of the third age of Mankind...."

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K. Latham

Kansas attorney general sues to prevent transgender people from changing driver's licenses
msn.com/en-us/news/us/kansas-a

#Kansas #2SLGBTQ

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Uncle Duke

later guys, ima bale

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K. Latham

NASA's Space Shuttle Endeavour Will Stand Tall Once More
gizmodo.com/nasa-space-shuttle

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TerrorBite 🦁

It's time I showed you the smork alam.

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Britneymoder
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SpottyFox (Taylor's Version)

Removing the gender from my body via distillation, selling it to people that need a top-up on their genderfluid

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Matthew Sheffield

Audience cheers after "Moms for Liberty" co-founder Tiffany Justice noted that a member had quoted Hitler in a newsletter.

"I stand with that mom," she bragged to applause.

This is what #Christofascism looks like: mediamatters.org/moms-liberty/

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SeaTea

Mastodon is amazing. I can post a joke here in Florida and an 82 y/o woman in Kuala Lumpur will laugh. I don’t know what the problem is with you other 1.6 million active users, though. 😖

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Rod Mesa
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zx3

[turns chair around, sits in it backwards, addresses camera] hey, human kids. you know, it's all well and good to listen to Tom Waits. Sure, we've all stashed a copy of "Swordfishtrombone" behind the toilet tank, there's no shame in admitting it. But if you find yourself identifying too closely with his music, you're headed down a dark path, amigo.

if you find yourself nodding, sighing and wistfully whispering "same" into your bourbon-stained pork-pie hat while listening to "Rain Dogs," it's time to seek help. remember, the first step is to stop eating cold beans out of a dead hobo's shoe down by the Cadillac graveyard off 34th and Calico, using your broken dreams as a spoon.

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Jenn Dolari

6PM: Whew, that was an afternoon of chores. Now for the rest the my evening....
11PM: ::wakes up on the sofa:: "Huh, wha?"

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Star Trek Minus Context

It's the weekend, baby
#StarTrek

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Jenn Dolari

Huh. I have a donut recipe. I should try that.

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Riker Googling

how to get to sesame street

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Jenn Dolari

Trying to figure out if I want to try making this week's bread as Luby's yeast rolls, or something from my Hill Country German cookbook.

One of the recipes is for making castor oil gingerbread cookies to give to sick children (from 1916). XD

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Jenn Dolari

Truth time.

I'm six months into unemployment and things are looking real bad on that front. While I'm good to tread water until at least September, I'm not sure where to go from here at this point.

I wanted to concentrate on my writing and comicking but the pinched nerve has killed that for now.

Just not sure where to go from here.

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Jenn Dolari

I could never be an actress because I have zero control over my eyebrows.

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Manuel Correia

"Piracy can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning"

This is increasingly how it feels, when things you "own" digitally become inaccessible, and when shows which are locked in streaming services can get delisted on a whim, disappearing forever.

Thank you @Illuminatus for this quote.

[Edit: In case this wasn't clear, this is about entertainment and digital ownership, not physical goods]

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Kelida

Become the girl that you would have been too scared to speak to in high school.

#TransGoals

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