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Picard responsibility tip: Don't leave known, wide-scale problems behind for the next generation to solve.

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This pretty much sums up the 80's:

80+81+82+83+84+85+86+87+88+89=845

This Week's Meals: ...so...

The good news: what I made was great, wonderful, and tasty. And the wasabi mayo is kicking my nasal passages' butt.

The bad news: I ended up skipping three ingredients accidentally so the flavor is so fundamentally altered that I don't think I can write about it fairly.

So we'll make it again next week correctly this time. Maybe with a touch less wasabi. :)

This Week's Bread: Japanese Milk Bread

When it comes from a bakery, I love this bread. SUPER soft, mildly sweet.

This version is not as soft, but still super soft, and that may be because I might have overcooked the tangzhong, which is a kind of "dough conditioner." Still, it softened the bread wonderfully. I was also surprised to see there was cinnamon and cardamom in this, which gives a nice flavor on top of the sweetness.

# Japanese Milk Bread

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2.0 tbsp bread flour [tangzhong]
0.5 cup milk [tangzhong]
1.0 tbsp active dry yeast
0.75 cup milk (warm) [dough]
1.0 tsp salt
1.0 tsp ground cardamom
0.5 tsp ground cinnamon
0.3333333333333333 cup sugar
1.0 whole egg (room temperature) [dough]
0.25 cup unsalted butter (softened)
nonstick spray
1.0 whole egg [eggwash]
2.0 tbsp milk [eggwash]
2.75 cup bread flour [dough]

Tangzhong:
1 - Combine bread flour and milk in a small saucepan over medium-high heat.
2 - Whisk until it comes together, about 1 minute. Set aside to cool.

Dough:
3 - Combine yeast and milk in a small bowl, and let rest for 5 minutes, allowing the yeast to become active and frothy.
4 - In a large bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the dough-hook attachment, combine the bread flour, salt, cardamom, cinnamon, and sugar.
5 - Add the tangzhong, yeast mixture, and egg to the bowl, and mix until it just comes together.
6 - While the dough begins to form, add the butter 1 tablespoon at a time.
7 - Knead the dough for 5 minutes. If the dough is too sticky, add 1 tablespoon (8 g) of flour at a time. If it is too dry, add 1 tablespoon of milk at a time.
8 - Lightly oil a large bowl with a neutral oil or nonstick spray. Transfer the dough to the oiled bowl, cover, and let rest in a warm location for 1 hour or until it has doubled in size.
9 - Punch down the dough, and knead for a few minutes.
10 - Divide the dough into 3 equal portions.
11 - Grease a deep loaf pan or other deep bread-baking pan.
12 - Take one of the portions and roll the dough out into a long rectangle. Make sure the width of the rolled-out portion is not wider than the baking dish you are using.
13 - Starting from a short end of the rectangle, carefully roll up the dough. Place in the prepared baking pan, seam-side down. Repeat with the other portions.
14 - Cover with plastic wrap, and allow to rise again at room temperature for 30 minutes or until it doubles in size.
15 - Preheat an oven to 350°F

Egg Wash:
16 - In a small bowl, whisk the egg and milk to combine.
17 - Remove the plastic wrap from the baking pan, and brush the top of the bread with the egg wash.

Dough:
18 - Bake 30 minutes or until golden brown and cooked through.

Makes 1 loaf of 10 slices at 37.5g per slice.

Calories 246
Total Fat 2g
Total Carbohydrates 37g
Protein 7g

If you're suffering,
I'm so sorry not much can be done right now. I truly hope your pains ease soon and you can find reasons to smile again. I'm so proud of you for trucking on. Don't give up. You can do this.

If you're surviving,
I hope you can reach your goals and finally start thriving. You are such an amazing creature and I'm so proud of you for making it this far. Don't give up. You can do this.

If you're thriving,
Rock on and congratulations!! I'm so proud of you!! You've earned this and I'm so glad for you!! Remember to be kind to those who are suffering or surviving. They need your support!

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