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The Second Life mobile app has just gone live. If you're having issues finding it, here's the link. I've tried it, and the best way I've described it is that it's a Nintendo DS version of a Wii game. It's all there, just...a little wierd looking: play.google.com/store/apps/det

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Texas Woman Accused Of Trying To Drown Muslim Child In Racist Attack By Pocharapon Neammanee

“We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don’t know where to go to feel safe with my kids," the 3-year-old's mother said.

“We are seeing a new level of bigotry here where a person deeply believes they get to decide, based on religion, spoken language, and country of origin, whose kids deserve to stay alive and whose don’t,” Zayan said.

Kids today won't believe that there was a window of several months in the 90s when everyone was remixing Gregorian chant

computers used to scream when you connected them to the internet. this was correct

Looking for some help from the #baking / #cooking hivemind!

I'm trying to identify why this loaf of bread might have the dark spots. It happens consistently with this specific recipe, but does not appear to impact the flavor or texture at all. It is strictly in the crust, the body of the bread does not show any evidence of this.

Edit to add: The waving in the crust is natural, and the brown spots don't seem to be related. There are spots in the valleys and on the smooth sections.

The recipe is

250ml buttermilk
45g butter, melted
15g yeast proofed in 120ml warm water and 12g sugar
200g whole wheat flour
400g all purpose flour

My best guess is that it is buttermilk solids, but that is a complete guess. I'm hoping someone might know what causes this!

Boosts appreciated!

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Oh? You're a lesbian? Which animaniacs character do you dress like?

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different." - Kurt Vonnegut

you can have freedom or you can trade it all in for what's in this box

This seems exactly correct. I make computational art, and I write about the same technical topics that LLMs aren’t terrible at. But I genuinely don’t think I’m losing my audience to the latest gpt model. It’s not my skill as a coder or an artist that makes people care about my work, it’s the connection between the author and the audience that makes it work. I’m not stackoverflow, I’m a human being who shows herself in her work

This week's bread: Cheese and Potato Stuffed Flat bread.

After I make a full runthrough of my cookbooks, I go back and make stuff that didn't come out right, stuff I really liked and want more of or stuff I was given and haven't had a change to try.

I wanted the potato and cheese flatbread from the other day. That was GOOD. But it had a hot-honey dipping sauce I didn't like. So...I made it minus the dipping sauce and watched the heat very carefully.

And here we are and it's SO SO SO good....

# Cheese and Potato Stuffed Flatbread
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1.0 whole russet potato
1.0 cup all purpose flour
0.25 cup milk
2.0 tbsp water
0.25 tsp salt
1.0 tbsp butter (melted) (dough)
1.0 whole green onion (thinly sliced)
1.0 whole green chilies (minced)
4.0 ounces mozzarella cheese (cut into small cubes)
1.0 ounce cheddar cheese (shredded)
3.0 ounces feta cheese (crumbled)
salt
pepper
3.0 tbsp butter (melted) (dipping sauce)
2.0 tbsp honey
1.0 tsp red pepper flakes
0.5 whole green onions (thinly sliced) (dipping sauce)
2.0 tbsp butter (frying)
1.0 tbsp butter (for brushing)

1 - Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
2 - Place potato in a baking dish, and pierce skins several times with a knife.
3 - Bake potato in the preheated oven until very tender when tested with a knife, about 1 hour.
4 - Remove from the oven, cover with a towel, and cool potatoes to room temperature, about 30 minutes.
5 - Place flour in a bowl, and make a small well in the center with a fork.
6 - Pour milk, water, and salt into the well, and stir with a fork to form a shaggy dough.
7 - Pour in the melted butter for the dough, and continue to mix with a fork until dough begins to come together.
8 - Lightly flour your hand and knead in the bowl until the sides of the bowl are clean, and dough forms into a ball.
9 - Transfer dough to a lightly floured work surface and knead until dough is smooth and slightly elastic, 2 to 4 minutes.
10 - Wrap dough in plastic wrap and set aside to rest for 15 to 30 minutes.
11 - Scoop out the potato into a bowl and mash with the back of a fork, until slightly chunky or completely smooth, as desired.
12 - Add green onions, green chilies, mozzarella, Cheddar, and feta cheese and stir thoroughly to combine.
13 - Season with salt and pepper.
14 - Mash filling into a compact disc, about 5 inches in diameter, in the bottom of the bowl.
15 - Turn filling out onto a piece of plastic wrap. Wrap tightly, give filling a final shaping, and place in the refrigerator until ready to use.
16 - Roll dough out on a well-floured work surface into a 10- to 11-inch circle.
17 - Place chilled filling disc in center of dough circle.
18 - Working around the circle, fold dough up toward the center to cover filling completely, pleating dough as needed and using a moistened finger to stick dough together where it overlaps.
19 - Flour the top, and flip over so the seam side is down.
20 - Again, flour the top of filled dough, and roll gently into an even circle, 3/4- to 1-inch thick.
21 - Melt half the butter for frying in a nonstick skillet over medium heat.
22 - Gently place filled bread in the skillet and cook, covered, until the bottom is a light golden brown, about 5 minutes.
23 - Carefully flip over, and cook, covered, until the other side is golden, about 5 minutes.
24 - Turn bread back over, and brush top and sides with melted butter for brudhing. Cook for 1 to 2 minutes more. If flatbread begins to bulge, poke a small hole with a knife to release steam.
25 - Transfer to a cutting board and cool for 5 to 10 minutes.
26 - Meanwhile, stir honey and pepper flakes together in a small bowl.
27 - Sprinkle flatbread with green onions, cut into wedges, and serve with spicy honey.

Yields 1 load of 5 slices at ~37.5g carbs per slice
Calories 440
Total Fat 25g
Total Carbohydrate 36g
Protien 13g

Normally yields 1 loaf at 6 slices.

This Week's Fancy Pants Meals are delayed for a week cause I burned the food.

Also note: I'm sorry website, but 375 for 3 hours in a Dutch Oven does not equal "High for 6 hours in a crock pot."

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