zx3 @zx3@driveinsaturday.org

(don't jerk off in the dj booth you'll get) come on my selecta

i think something's wrong with me but i don't know what it is yet. aside from all the stuff that is wrong with me that i already know about. something new has been added.

having VNV Nation and Knower release new albums, both absolutely fantastic, and listening to both for the first time on the same day is an embarrassment of riches. sometimes the world is okay.

@dolari NO STEP ON FLAURS

@JulieSqveakaroo i told you not to touch that samoflange.

today i am dealing with the ever-approaching slow-motion horrorpocalypse by: making hot dogs and mac&cheese while mildly puzzled on Costco vodka and listening to Bunnygrunt.

how are you dealing with the impending collapse of civilization today? wince knowingly, smile painfully, and leave a reply.

RIP, Becky, Queen of Carpet. legit #STL royalty. may you hover in bluescreened footage of the Arch for eternity and may Wanda, Queen of Tile wing you to your rest.

https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/becky-rothman-queen-of-carpets-rothman-furniture-dead-at-67/63-f78d43a4-924d-491c-9b43-4aed8e2237d0

dear drunk dads: it is ok for you to drag your visibly disinterested family to a concert venue, spend the entire time during the concert going back and forth from your seat to get more drinks, being on your phone when you get back, and generally being a distracting shithead, i guess. but where i draw the line is when you get up and do the floppy-arms-over-the-head, spinny-roundy drunk dad dance. that kind of shit is fine at a Grateful Dead concert and nowhere else. have some decorum for crying out loud. signed, the guy you kept bumping into

P.S. if your kids don't hate you yet, tonight will most likely be the beginning of a downward trend.

always a pleasure to crowdwatch in an audience like this. so far, no appearances of the "Fuck Me And Marry Me Young" t-shirt offered in the merch foldout of original-pressing Sisters albums. on the other hand there are so many black t-shirts that the venue lighting is struggling to illuminate the crowd area. it's like waiting for a Disaster Area concert from inside Hotblack Desiato's stunt ship.

at The Pageant, nine while nine and i'm waiting for the Sisters (of Mercy)

i wonder how many people here have a wadded-up character sheet from their 1998 OG World Of Darkness campaign tucked into their back pocket

i suppose it's too much to hope for that i can get Doktor Avalanche's autograph.

@anthracite if book burners ever knew how Extremely Horny his books were and how they were marketed almost exclusively to preeteens like i was when i read them, their heads would explode...well, maybe only halfway explode, they're pretty hetero-horny.

today's plot brainworm: it's "Stranger Things," but instead of "80's kids deal with Lovecratian abominations and psyonics" it's "90's kids unearth a UFO and one of them is an alien abductee and learns how to pilot it and lead their friends to a Strange Alien Future"

https://youtu.be/z0hwFJ1rbbU