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With everything going right now I can only assume that somewhere a hobbit is carrying a ring to a volcano.

My hearing aid broke this morning so if you need to tell me anything for the next few weeks use caps lock

Got to go see an art show for my friend’s five year old today. He had been to a show and decided that he had to have his own for all his art. My friend typed up the names and descriptions for him.

I got a two minute tour before he got distracted by his dinosaurs. He informs me that the rainbow t-Rex is his favorite piece, but none of them are for sale.

It seems whenever a show needs a cantankerous old guy with a heart of gold under the gruff exterior, it's always Clancy Brown

@ami_angelwings It's a little known fact that the average Victorian Englishman ripped zero DVDs. Jack the DVD Ripper, who lived in an opium den and ripped 12,000 DVDs a fortnight on a half broken Pentium II, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

Donation request, mutual aid 

Hey all.

Our house has been without power for over 24 hours. We hid at a friend's today, but we need to get a hotel tonight. My housemate has several medical conditions which make her extremely heat sensitive. It was likely a hotel or a hospital.

We could use some help, $250 for the hotel, transit, and to help replace groceries when power comes back on.

Thank you!

paypal.me/socketwench
venmo.com/u/socketwench
ko-fi.com/socketwench

Edit: added links

#mutualaid

This Week's Fancy Pants Meal: Breakfast Calzones/Rolls

This was a recipe I had trouble with last week, so I tried again this week with a few changes, and they came out pretty darned good. It's a recipe from Robyn Nixon, and it was fairly bare bones, so I updated the recipe.

The main problem I had the first time was that this recipe calls for pizza dough. For some reason I could not get the pizza dough to stretch into a size that I could make the calzones/rolls with. It would just snap back.

This time, I ended up substituting crescent roll dough (which in itself is a substituion for dinner roll dough which I can never find around here), and it came out fine. When making the scrambled eggs, I'd very much season them like you normally scramble eggs, as they're the biggest flavor you have in the calzone/roll. I did forget I'd need cubed potatoes, so I substituted tater tots. They're potatoes.

I'd also suggest doubling the cheese portion, but that's just me. :)

# Breakfast Calzone

Robyn Nixon
6.0 calzones

14.0 oz Pillsbury pizza crust (cut into rectangles)
4.0 whole eggs (scrambled)
2.0 tbsp sausage (cooked) (crumbled)
2.0 tbsp bacon (cooked) (crumbled)
2.0 tbsp of potatoes (cooked) (finely cubed)
12.0 slices pepperoni
4.0 tbsp shredded Cheddar cheese
salt (to taste)
pepper (to taste)

1 - Spread out the pizza dough to comfortably make the number of calzones you'd like.
2 - Cut pizza dough into the number of rectangles you need.
3 - Layer cheese onto half of each rectangle.
4 - Layer pepperoni on top of the rectangle.
5 - Spoon remaining ingredients on top of pepperoni and cheese.
6 - Roll the dough over mixtures. These can also be made into calzones by pinching all four sides of the pouch instead of simply rolling them.
7 - Pinch edges if you can. Might have to stretch dough. Rolled them over so the seams were on the bottom.
8 - On a parchment layered baking sheet bake at 400 degrees for 13 minutes
9 - Once browned removed from oven and spray with olive oil.

6 servings at ~37.5g carbs per serving
Calories 306
Total Fat 10g
Total Carbohydrate 39g
Protein 13g

Yields 4 servings normally

@Frances_Larina - Sadly, mine does not. You can change the dial so it "fits" better the actual heat, but it doesn't go far enough.

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