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So, instructions say 20 minutes to bake. I KNOW to ignore that, and take the bread out once the top is golden brown and the thump sounds hollowish. This was nicely done in 10 (my oven is way off kilter and is either too hot or too cold).

And it LOOKS like bread. Like...it puffed UP instead of OUT.

I did mess one thing up where I was supposed to steam the bread, so if it's a dryer than I'd like, I'll call that a genuine mistake versus "baking bread is not for you."

But it certainly is looking like I just need to ignore any times given in recipes and just go with what looks best. Which is hard when you're not taught what looks best.

I'm cutting this open when it cools down....

Bread Update #2 - I checked on the bread in after 15 mintues with the poke test. It was already super spread out, and after poking it, none of the pokes sprang back. The instructions said an hour, this had overproofed in 15 minutes.

I was about to chuck the bread and call it "baking bread is not for me" when I figured, well, Why not just reshape it, and check on it every five minutes instead of 15.

So we'll see. I'm gonna really try with these loaves cause if they fail on me, they're likely the last homemade loaves of bread I'm gonna make.

Bread Update #1

So I got some really good advice my last time around, and it's looking more and more like it's super over proofing. So the first test of proofing is using some kind of measured bowl to determine if a loaf has doubled in size.

Instructions said "this should take an hour." Mine doubled in 35 minutes. So. Yeah. Might be overproofing.

I'm in the second stage of ignoring the instructions, which say "let the dough rise for an hour." Instead, I'm using the poke test to put the dough in for baking as soon as the dough springs back slowly.

STAY TUNED.

While Sisko, Bashir and Dax beam down to San Francisco on August 30th 2024 in #StarTrekDS9's "Past Tense I", the actual Bell Riots start on the night of September 1st 2024 at the end of part 1 ↖️ and the beginning of part 2 ↗️↙️↘️. Today, right now, Sunday September 1st 2024, is the day!

If you tell me I can only work inside a stringent set of impermeable immutable set of rules, and cannot test, stretch or creatively interpret those rules - I won't be doing that very long.

My fave map guys take on Gerrymandering. Includes my hometowns of San Antonio and Austin...in ONE district!

youtube.com/watch?v=cwBslntC3x

One detail that #StarTrekDS9's "Past Tense" predicted for the year 2024 is that men and women would wear dark eyeliner at formal events. You can see this during the cocktail party in part 1 where Chris Brynner (only here) and all the party guests wear dark eyeliner.

1. Carrying luggage with midlegs
2. Larvae wearing swimsuits
3. Feeding on more expensive plants that aren’t their usual fare

uspol 

We've been placated by "tax breaks" and encouraged to build "generational wealth" for so damn long we never realized:

These things don't matter to anyone but the upper class.

Form feet and leggies

Form pawbs and body

And I'll form the blep

life is too complicated, we should all just curl up in sunbeams as cats intended

Happy Bell Riots Day?
Where in the 90s we might have believed that a mass death event might shock the country into doing the right thing. How cute.

Not even sure the writers could have imagined our response to the pandemic, even though it feels like a TOS planet the Enterprise would travel to in order to make a social and moral point about it's failings.

There is no Gabriel Bell. There is no Benjamin Sisko. There is only *us*, and what we do now to make things better.

#StarTrek

When I worked as research assistant on season 2 of #StarTrekPicard, I came up with some ideas for visual references to what California was like in the summer of 2024 in #StarTrekDS9's "Past Tense". None of it was used in the end but here are my suggestions.

Transgender kids have a right to privacy from parents, U.S. court rules

"In a 3-1 opinion, the court upheld a lower court’s dismissal of a lawsuit filed by the mother of a Manchester School District student. She sued after inadvertently discovering her child had asked to be called at school by a name typically associated with a different gender."

#News #LGBTQ+ #HumanRights #Legal #Parenting #Politics

globalnews.ca/news/10727259/tr

@vkc - Up until about a decade ago I was really big on "It has to be readable in Lynx, or I won't use that design."

I've had a few folks ask me how I make thestopbits.net load so quickly.

It's a boring answer: it's tiny.

There's almost nothing you download when you visit. There's no JavaScript and we use whatever font you have as the default.

It's not a trick, it's just how things used to be. It has to load on a 28.8 modem, so on your modern machine it's going to feel zippy.

Modern websites can feel zippy too.

I have a lot of issues with the world, but it does make me happy that we all just seemed to agree to treat the Muppets like real people.

People like to think about racism as if it's full of malicious intent. But often it's much more banal. Most of the time it's nothing more than "if somebody has to get hurt, let it be them. Because who's gonna complain about that am I right?"

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