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sending a rejection notice to a job applicant on the same day as their interview should cause the sender an immediate sensation of nausea and intense groinal pain, because that's exactly what getting one feels like.

Pretending here the answer isn't "you had a 3x engineer and made then work like they were a 20x engineer and this burnt them out in like two years and now they're doing woodworking in a log cabin on the top of a mountain in Montana and if you mention computers to them, they'll shoot you in the face"

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“Human progress isn't measured by industry, it's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. That's what defines an age. That's what defines a species.” 

— Twelfth Doctor, Thin Ice

Today's gender is loneliness and the smell of lavender.

considering learning an ancient language

Everyone thinks, haha, these squirrels don't even remember where they hid 90% of the nuts they store for the winter", but nobody ever asks if the squirrels might be out there thinking, my ancestors planted this forest that provides for us all, and my children's children will know the same of me.

My doctor says it’s not depression, it’s a “remarkably accurate world-view”

People of the US: election day is tomorrow. Voting is harm reduction and small, local elections are the ones where your vote has the highest impact. Go do the thing.

REMINDER: ChatGPT, Stable Diffusion, and other large trained neural models are NOT "artificial intelligence", they're just stochastic parrots, remixing and regurgitating what they've been fed. There's no theory-of-mind involved, so no understanding: there's no "there" there. (A real live parrot exhibits more intelligence than this.)

Don't call it AI; call it parrot-tech. That way you'll have a better perspective on what it can (and can't) do.

As someone who pigeon holes David Lynch as a director who can accurately depict what a nightmare looks like on film, my goodness is "The Straight Story" a lovely movie.

If my roadtrips were ever made into a movie, The Straight Story is the movie I'd want it to be most like. Soaring vistas, real emotion, people giving a damn.

Beautiful.

This Week's Fancy Pants Meal: Wurst-Kohl Eintopf

This is a recipe that comes from a student's mom in the 1920s. While I love making food from personal recipes, they often completely leave out steps because "of COURSE you're going to know how to do X or Y."

Following the direction, this meal isn't bad. Just unweildy. Looking online for what "wurst-eintopf" should have looked like led me to believe that there was more chopping involved than just "quartering the potatoes." In fact, it should be cut into chunk as the potatoes on top don't get cooked.

Still, it is tasty, and it's up there with Really Good Food. I'd just chop the potatoes a little smaller, and while the recipe specifically calls for you not to cut the sausage, slicing into discs, wouldn't be a bad idea.

# Wurst-Kohl Eintopf (Sausage-Cabbage Dish)

Fredericksburg Home Kitchen Cook Book

1.0 medium head cabbage (cut into 8 wedges per head)
5.0 medium potatoes (peeled) (quartered)
2.0 rings smoked sausage
3.0 slices of bacon (diced)
3.0 tbsp onion (diced)
1.0 cup water
salt
pepper

1 - In a large saucepan cook bacon and onion until just brown.
2 - Add water.
3 - Arrange cabbage in bottom of the pan, top with potatoes.
4 - Season each layer lightly with salt and pepper.
5 - Place sausage on top, do not pierce.
6 - Cover tightly and simmer very slowly until sausage is done, about 40 minutes.
7 - Wilted cabbage requires more water.

This Week's Bread: Pan De Muerto (Second Try)

Okay, this looks ridiculous, but not nearly as ridiculous as my first attempt (which, frankly, looked like "breast loaf"). Not to mention the dough was so wet, the insides were raw while the outsides were this side of burned.

While this worked better, I still don't know how to make the decorations stay where they're supposed to instead of sliding off. The instructions of using an egg wash to attach the decorations didn't seem to fasten the dough well enough.

But the bread itself is very good, slightly sweet in that pan dulce way, and will be a good way to get back into making my own bread again. So I consider it a success. If not a total success

# Pan de Muerto (Remake)

Tasting History with Max Miller
4.0 loaves

500.0 grams of bread flour
14.0 grams dried yeast
2.0 whole eggs
5.0 whole yolks
130.0 grams sugar
113.0 grams butter
113.0 grams lard
2.0 tbsp orange blossom water
2.0 tsp orange zest
1.0 tsp anise seeds
1.0 tsp salt
1.0 whole egg (for decorations)

1 - Make a starter by mixing the dried yeast with 1/2 cup (120ml) lukewarm water and a half cup (60g) of the bread flour.
2 - Whisk together, cover and let sit for 30 minutes.
3 - Make the anise mixture by mixing the anise seeds with 90ml water and set it over a medium heat and simmer for 2 minutes.
4 - Strain out the seeds and let the water cool.
5 - Once the starter is ready, add it to the remaining flour along with the salt, sugar, orange zest, orange blossom water, cooled anise water, 2 eggs and 5 yolks.
6 - Mix together with the paddle of a stand mixer on low until combined
7 - Switch to a dough hook and knead on high for 10-12 minutes or until the dough comes away from the sides of the bowl.
8 - Reduce speed to low and add in the butter and/or lard 3 tablespoons at a time, fully incorporating it before adding more.
9 - Once fully incorporated, knead on medium high for 10 more minutes or until the dough has become nice and smooth.
10 - Set the dough in a lightly greased container, cover, and let it sit for 2 hours or until it's doubled in size.
11 - Turn it out onto a lightly greased surface, fold it over on itself, and return it to the container, covered, and let it rise in the refrigerator for 6-12 hours.
12 - Remove the dough and let it return to room temperature (about 1 hour)
13 - Remove 300g of dough for the decoration and divide the remaining dough into 4 equal pieces (this can also be 2 large loaves or 8 small loaves).
14 - Shape the large pieces into balls and place on a lined baking sheet, firmly pressing them down to create a flat top.
15 - Divide the 300g of dough into 4 pieces. Each piece should be made into a small ball about an inch across and the rest should be rolled into a rope about twice the length of the main loaves.
16 - Divide the "rope" into 4 pieces, shaping the middle to be slightly thinner than the ends to give the appearance of a bone.
17 - Whisk the remaining egg with a tablespoon of water and brush the mixture onto one side of each of the bones and ball to act as glue.
18 - Set 4 bones on each loaf in cross pattern then stick the dough ball on top pressing it down firmly.
19 - Cover the loaves and allow to rise for 90 minutes or until doubled in size.
20 - Brush the risen loaves with the remaining egg wash and bake at 350°F for 20 minutes.
21 - Remove from the oven and let cool completely.
22 - Whisk together 1 tablespoons of flour into 1/2 cup of water and set over low heat, stirring until it becomes a paste.
23 - Let it cool, stirring continuously, then brush it on the cooled loaves and dust with plenty of sugar.
24 - Wait 5 minutes, and dust with more sugar.

"When God closes a Spirit Halloween, he opens a Hickory Farms."

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