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linking to your facebook is now a punk rock act of defiance

that's how bad this place has gotten

setting my magsafe-capable iphone atop a floppy disk, erasing it instantly,

What kind of Mastodon discovery tools are available? Off the top of my head, things that would be nice:

"Who are these people?" - Show me a few posts (not boosts) from each of my most recent followers.

"Actual social network" - Show me posts from the people followed by people I follow, and who the link is. LJ called this "friendsfriends" and it was cool.

"Trending" - posts boosted by people 2 or 3 hops away from me, ordered by number of boosts, and omitting ones I've seen.

This Week's Meals - Zelda Spectacular (2/3): Meat and Rice Bowl.

The serving sizes are set up for my diet, and seeing as I'm diabetic, and nearly all this is rice, it makes for a small dish. Could use some green onions to drizzle on top. :)

# Meat and Rice Bowl

The Legend's Cookbook
5.0 servings

1.0 pound top sirloin steak (thinly sliced)
0.5 cup soy sauce
1.0 tbsp sesame oil
0.25 cup mirin
1.0 tbsp fresh ginger (minced)
3.0 cloves garlic (minced)
2.0 tbsp brown sugar
2.0 tbsp chili paste
3.0 whole scallions
pickled red onion (garnish)
1.0 tsp vegetable oil
1.0 tsp sesame seeds
1.0 cup short grain Asian rice
1.0 cup water

1 - In a large bowl, mix soy sauce, sesame oil, mirin, ginger, garlic, brown sugar, and chili paste.
2 - Add thinly sliced steak making sure to coat well.
3 - Refrigerate for at least 1 hour (or overnight).
4 - Add water and rice to a pot. Bring the water to a boil.
5 - Once at a boil, cover the pot and reduce the heat to medium. Wait five minutes.
6 - After five minutes, reduce the heat to low. Wait five minutes.
7 - After five minutes take the pot off heat. Wait five minutes.
8 - Chop scallion into small rounds.
9 - Remove steak from marinade and pat dry to remove excess.
10 - In a pan on high heat, add vegetable oil.
11 - Once hot, add steak and cook 1 to 2 minutes on each side. (You want to hear a nice sizzle and see a good golden brown color!)
12 - Add cooked rice to a bowl and top with meat.
13 - Garnish with sesame seeds, pickled onions, and scallions.

RT @mattxiv@twitter.com

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mattxiv/status/160

I saw a viral toot on here saying that the John Mastodon thing proved that people couldn't get over hero-worshipping of rockstar tech founders, that it proved we remained in thrall to this personalist dimension of capitalism, and I'm just like...

Look, I'm a wanky, pretentious academic who can criticise anything. Just let people have fun, especially now, for Goddess' sake. Christ.

Remember that he basically banned leaving twitter AFTEE reinstating tens of thousands of banned neonazis.

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Apparently twitter is now removing tweets that even point to other social media platforms, or even saying things like “You can follow me on X at…”
Muskrat walked a very short path between “I am a free speech absolutist” and “I will hold you prisoner.” And I think it’s the same path everyone who hides behind the mantle of “free speech” will eagerly walk when given even a shred of power

Lewdish 

I'm no longer on Twitter, but I check in on friends who are still there and no where else (I'm happy to help you move to Mastodon, you know).

Nice to see some of the places on Twitter haven't changed.

This Week's Meals - Zelda Spectacular (1/3): Yeto's Superb Soup.

I love going on about this one because you wouldn't think pumpkin, feta cheese and salmon would work, but it absolutely does. Atleast when the salmon is fresh. And didn't go bad in the fridge. Oi. Had to go out and buy another salmon filet.

# Yeto's Superb Soup

Cucco's Kitchen
9.0 servings

2.0 pounds canned pumpkin
4.0 cloves garlic
0.5 cup white onion (chopped)
1.0 cup carrots (chunked)
2.0 whole potatoes (chunked)
1.0 cup celery (chunked)
4.0 cups fish stock
8.0 oz feta cheese
1.5 cups heavy cream
salt
pepper
1.3333333333333333 pounds salmon

1 - Cut onions and garlic.
2 - Add 2/3 of the garlic and onions into a pot with some olive oil and cook until brown then add in pumpkin and add fish stock. Cook at a simmer covered for 20min.
3 - Add in your goat cheese and heavy cream.
4 - Peel and cut your carrots potatoes and celery into chunks.
5 - Add some oil to a pot and add the rest of the garlic till it browns.
6 - Add the veggies and sauté them for 10 min.
7 - Then add in the puree and cook on low heat for 10-15min.
8 - Cut your salmon and add salt and pepper inside the cuts.
9 - In a pan on med-high heat add the salmon and cook skin side first for 4-5min.
10 - Flip, cook for 3 more min and then flip back to skin side.
11 - Take off heat and rest for 3 min.
12 - Cut your salmon into pieces and add to your soup.

RT @joinmastodon@twitter.com

As a company from eastern Germany, we know that building a wall to try and keep people from leaving isn't a good idea. twitter.com/TwitterSupport/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/joinmastodon/statu

It's almost like Twitter is erecting a wall. That would keep people from escaping. On pain of death of their accounts. Like...some kind of...iron curtain.

Twitter closing its borders should be the end of it as a serious vehicle for professional journalism.

#JohnMastodon is proof that things *CAN* go viral here on Mastodon, but the key is that *YOU* are the algorithm. The reason that the John Mastodon meme showed up on other people's timelines is because so many users boosted the posts.

The lesson here is: please don't just favourite something if you really enjoyed it; BOOST it so that other people can enjoy it, too! This is the only reason why I bother to create as large a social graph as I can on Mastodon—to act as an amplifier. You can, too!❤️😉

I was wondering when I'd pass out from the bad sleep.

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